Jungle Camp Day 12: Sex with Bohlen, Pocher, Köppen – and the king has to go

Jungle camp, day 12
Sex with Bohlen, Pocher, Köppen – and the king has to go

Anyone who has ever wondered whether they secretly get a sample pack of Duschdas, a tube of Ata or a sip of mild detergent in the camp got the answer that day: probably not. All you had to do was listen to Fabio or Leyla as they verbosely tried to describe the devilish odor in the situation. We put this together as a kind of keyword telegram: onion, garlic, fish, sulfur, moldy, musty, damp, puke fruit, sweat, wetness, sausage, sweaty llama, as if they were all wild boars. Of course it could have been shorter, but “Wet Dog” still sums it up best, as everyone knows what hit the olfactory nerve’s hour.

So, to make it clear again: In terms of smell, the needle is now in the upper third of the official storage scale. Everything is very authentic.

Go for it, Mike

As are the feelings on this twelfth day in the camp, and telegram is exactly the right keyword. There were the traditional greetings from home, slogans of perseverance written on paper from the children’s mail, which brought a lot of tears to the eyes of the residents.

And what you couldn’t learn there: Leyla’s mother has the nickname Umpalumpa and very small hands. According to Kim’s letter from her shaman (?), Leyla is a dachshund and Mike is a snake. Snakeman Heiter, on the other hand, also received hard-coded information, namely the slogan ‘Go for it’, which probably means that he should definitely ask Leyla for the telephone number. Otherwise, a lot of pride from home, a lot of love and motivation. And Mike should finally clean up his children’s room, says his mom.

Not true, the last sentence was made up. Sorry, Mike.

Honey of the hearts

What is absolutely watertight, however, is the fact that the two farewells that had to be wrapped up took place at opposite ends of the emotional scale. While David Odonkor had to leave the field and was kindly but firmly released into freedom, Heinz Hoenig’s departure, as advised by the medical department, caused even more tears than the field post.

Somehow they had grown fond of each other, Heinz had mutated from the knotweed of the first days into the jungle honey of the hearts and received what he deserved as a farewell present: a self-made jungle crown. The most emotional farewell in the 20-year history of “I’m a Celebrity – Get Me Out of Here”? Quite possible.

Revelations from mom’s bed

Aside from the true feelings, Tim and Kim’s fantasy ran through them again. While others might have used their free time to take a nap, the two of them began to philosophize, I almost said hallucinate, about which celebrity they would like to hang out with. The names mentioned are a cascade of extraordinary proportions: Dieter Bohlen. Olli Pocher. And Jan Köppen. As Kim said so beautifully: “Jan, see you at the after talk”. Probably the most tempting prospect since the story of the vaginal flute.

Headline-grabbing ‘revelation’ on top: According to her own statement, Kim once had a thing with Abel Makkonen Tesfaye aka The Weeknd. If that’s true? You don’t know, you’re not in it.

Tim also got in on the revelations, albeit in a less glamorous way. However, if mom had heard his sex confession before writing the letter, the message would probably have been a little stricter, because Twenty4Tim had already fucked in his mom’s bed. “My mother is killing me,” he says, and remorse follows. To distract himself, he built a hairstyle with ribbons and branches, a kind of hair macramé, two botanical skull horns that made him look as if he was going to the carnival of the eurythmy group for children up to 12 years old as a bonsai tree, in other words: not at all sometimes bad.

Four stars at the Hotel Versage

Lucy, on the other hand, had a really bad time in the “Hotel Versage” for both the old and the new. However, the jungle-tested woman took it very calmly and was hardly disturbed by toilet bowls full of intestines, bathtubs full of schlonz, snakes, crocodiles and rain of cockroaches. The reward: four stars.

Expulsion postponed

In between, Kim and Leyla finally buried the peace pipe and are now finally WFF’s (Worst Friends Forever), David (P)odonkor was more relaxed after being kicked out than he had been in eleven days and two residents were finally chosen as the involuntary couple that you can find in this You probably won’t see this constellation that often anymore, not even in Migidi-Mikey’s children’s room: Kim and Mike got a ‘maybe’.

Kim would have had to move out due to the fewest number of callers, a fate that she was spared – thanks to Heinz Hoenig’s medically certified move out. Postponed doesn’t mean lifted, maybe it’ll catch them on day 13. We’ll stick with it.