Thursday April 28
Even when there isn’t the cherry stalk of a rumor to brighten our day, El Chiringuito never disappoints. The “ticking” machine, which has made us believe since 2017 that Mbappé-has-signed-at-Real-it’s-done-it’s-a-question-of-hours-besides-he-will be -presented-on-May 13 at 3:15 p.m. released its little daily info on the file. But proof that we are scraping the bottoms of the drawer, the journalist specializing in Bilbao at the origin of the scoop told us about the work in the Madrid house of the Mbappé family WHO JUST STARTED POPOPO IT BURNS.
Because it is well known, when you live in Bilbao, you have informants everywhere among Madrid real estate agents. The wind ? Maybe, but if we add the video shot on Tuesday evening where we see Florentino Perez raise his arms in the air with an approving face when fans ask him to recruit Mbappé and Haaland this summer, it smells good for the Real no?
Credibility: 1%, and again it’s to be nice. It must have been five years since Mbappé bought the said house if we are to believe our Iberian colleagues, moreover he is neighbors with Pogba, himself on the verge of signing since 2015. We greatly prefer the suggestions of our colleagues from the Parisian to convince Mbappé to extend. Designate him as the number 1 penalty taker, give him the armband, and make him the highest paid player in the squad. Spoilers? PSG have already thought about it.
Mbappometer: Each admission of weakness from the Spanish press undoubtedly means that Mbappé is moving away. Or that he’s not getting closer. Who knows.