Does the love between two people start in the heart or in the stomach? Does not matter. What is certain is that dealing with her requires intellect, at the beginning and at the end. Like everything human, love eventually comes to an end. If this does not happen biologically, there is a risk that DIN 1076 will be applied. But take it easy, there is a solution for eternity.
Before two people go to the registry office or even to the priest to promise one another, they should go to a romantic place to feel their heart-stomach feelings. A bridge, a place of floating and transition, is suitable for this. In the south of Munich, a bridge leads from Thalkirchen over the Isar. Because it is made of wood, you can feel a gentle trembling in your stomach and legs. The aim of the crossing is not the elephant house on the other bank, but to become aware of the romance there: “A scenically beautiful place that can hardly be surpassed.”
This rating is not found in the Lonely Planet, but in an internet shop for padlocks. You can order them there, but not for the basement shack. love locks!
Anyone who spontaneously strolls through Thalkirchen with a loved one should have a love lock in their pocket, preferably with their name and date engraved on it. Sabine Thomas 01.05.14. Or so. For clarification, hearts can be engraved for norm romantics and or a folded eight for astrophysicists, because they know how to deal with it. If you have such classified information in your pocket, you hang it on the bridge railing, lock it and throw the key into the Isar. Finished.
Unfortunately, one often has to watch as love and locks rust. At the latest, the building department of the state capital will take over. The experts there have a DIN standard on their desk, the one with the number 1076, as the press office reported in writing to the SZ on request. 1076 is the guide to building testing, and therefore the love test. Because corroding affection is dangerous.
So the relationship experts in the building department regularly remove eaten heart locks, probably brutally, you don’t even want to imagine it. After the separation, the relics will be kept for several months in the building yard on the Isar Canal, in a “treasure chest,” the building department said. The pick-up rate is probably very low, how sad.
But avoidable. Anyone who is clever, and at least one couple was, chooses the love lock 2.0. Quickly go to the hardware store before crossing the bridge, there are large packs of cable ties, black or white, it doesn’t matter. Two of them looped around a metal rod and then into each other, and love is safe from the danger of rust. And before DIN 1076.