About the Minister Hubert Aiwanger: “As you know, he now has three ministries: economy, energy and wild boars!”
About Prime Minister Markus Söder: “He rules more from his gut. That’s why Markus usually posts under which hashtag? Söderisst! What hashtag does he never use? Söderdenkt! That’s why Markus and Hubert complement each other so well.”
About Aiwanger’s proximity to the citizens: “In Hunding in my district you sold cakes together with the Danube Queen. At the elephant meeting in Thurmannsbang you carried a policewoman through the mud because she didn’t have rubber boots. You are basically the women’s association and the THW in personal union.”
About the Greens: “The Greens want to do better out in the provinces. Katharina leaves nothing to chance. She regularly goes on vacation to Lower Bavaria. We even met there. Because she needed a simultaneous translator.”
About the FW election campaign: “Morning farmer demo in Lindau. Afternoon trucker demo in Munich. The next day: Do-nauwörth, Freyung, Viechtach. Sounds like a week of touring for the Spider Murphy Gang – but Hubert can do it in 30 hours.”
About Katharina Schulze’s election campaign: “Show a little more dirtbag qualities. (…) Make a hashtag söderisst-aberichessenochmehr. Get up to the lectern during farmers’ protests like Hubert. Hashtag kathapult.”
About Michaela Kaniber and Katharina Schulze’s appearance on “Hart aber fair”: “The ladies Kaniber and Schulze treated each other very carefully. But many viewers thought: This show is apparently the vegan version of Germany’s Next Top Model. Less meat inspection than with Heidi Klum. But significantly more brains and more aesthetics. Diversity is not Foreign word in the Bavarian state government. In Bavarian it means: Live and let live. Or as Hubert would put it: You host your Versity and I raise my Versity.”
About Bavaria’s Health Minister Judith Gerlach: “How Judith threw herself on the topic of cannabis – on the other hand, a pit bull is the purest golden hamster. A Söder already knows who he is targeting on which topic. Feminism and brutalism do not have to be mutually exclusive.”
About Bavaria’s fight against cannabis legalization: “By the way, the FW think it’s great that Judith is plowing through everywhere as a legislative kamikaze. Hubert has even offered her: He’s ready to ban joint ventures at any time.”
About Karl Lauterbach: “You can be weird even without drugs. The best example: Health Minister Lauterbach. A real freak – completely without drugs. Some even believe that if Lauterbach took drugs, he would suddenly be completely normal.”
About Söder’s trip to China: “He is the first western top politician who was not invited by the prime minister or head of state, but by panda bears. The creatures were also very impressed with our prime minister. You also received a plush panda as a farewell. You gave them a plush Söder .”