A jungle camp program can’t be that short so that you don’t have to be prepared for a sensation. The third day was about panic attacks, the poor flatulence performance of Twenty4Tim, and in the end everything was wasted. The news of the day was available as a quickie before football.
What is the difference between a fart from Twenty4Tim and Cora Schumacher? Answer: Cora makes it outside without any problem. But seriously: Rarely has a jungle king forecast been as worthless as the one from Friday evening. What was it called at this point: It shouldn’t be surprising if you can still see Cora Schumacher eating fermented Schlonz at the end of the second week of the jungle camp. Now she can eat the Schlonz somewhere else, perhaps in Olli Pocher’s shared kitchen, but she won’t be doing that in the RTL jungle camp for the time being.
The Sunday evening edition of “I’m a Star – Get Me Out of Here” lasted almost 40 minutes, about as long as an average panic attack from Leyla, then it went over to live football. At the end of the show, Leyla was quickly nominated for the next panic attack, sorry, jungle test, when Sonja Zietlow quickly announced the news of the day shortly before the end credits: Cora Schumacher left the camp immediately before the live broadcast began. Bam, that worked.
Lots of problems that Cora Schumacher is now missing
It all started so well, all the core topics were represented: problems with farting. Problems with mom. Problems with the fried alpaca legs. Well, and the panic attack number.
Third day in the jungle camp
The jungle becomes a valley of tears: Lucy comes to terms with her past, Leyla cries freely
Twenty4Tim first explained in epic detail how beans and rice affect his innermost being: He’s shutting down, Tim’s box is like it’s boarded up, so no fart wants to escape into the daylight. According to Tim, there’s usually a lot going on in both directions, but now there’s a “butt block”. He’s probably happy that he’s blocked for now, said Lucy with a grin, only realizing after some delay what a neat point she had made.
Lucy bursts into tears
This third day wasn’t entirely fun for her; she served a difficult-to-digest piece of problematic placenta from the big themed cake in the camp. With tears and a trembling chin, the No Angels singer talked about the now deceased Mrs. Mama, in whose eyes she would have loved to have been the “Daylight”, but who only served love and encouragement and attention in homeopathic doses. For some time now she has been trying to counteract this through therapy, and there is probably someone she has become closer to. However, the relationship status is still a bit complicated, not a “relationship” yet, more of a “situationship”. If you want to know what that is again, you might end up on Wikipedia and find out that the article in question was “suggested for deletion” just on Friday. Unbelievable, but that’s how it is written. The reason: “Not in sufficient sustained use in the German-speaking world.” Well, thanks to Lucy, that will probably change soon.
Back to the camp: There was a discussion about the cooking pot that you didn’t think would still have to be had in 2024, but okay, it’s the camp. The clocks are different here, so you can’t take any leg intolerance into account, so: put a lot of oil in the pot, add the vegetables afterwards, and then sear the alpaca stilts. Leyla, one of three vegetarian residents, was anything but amused. She previously said she had some “cool cooking ideas,” but no one wanted to hear them.
And then finally the lightning knockout followed
Suggestion for goodness: She could shout her serving suggestions as loudly as she did during the jungle test. In this case it wasn’t alpaca legs, but gecko legs, to which the entire animal was attached, alive, mind you. “I’m at the spa – get me out of here” was the test in which Twenty4Tim competed with Twenty4Scream in order to bag stars for more arms and legs for frying dinner. To do this, the two of them had to lie down in a sunken cozy hole, at the head of which there was a large opening from which some animals could be expected. The said gecko was enough for Leyla, panic followed, then the cry of release and presto, the wellness torment was over again. Anyway, koan star for such nonsense. Then again rice and beans and a treat for Tim’s ass – curfew extended.
When Anya, sorry, A-ny-a then raved for a while about David, who was a bit small – “a small, wise man, a master Yoda” – but nevertheless definitely had a thick … “vein” … thought at the end of day 3. With the Detroit Lions against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the pill has long since been removed.
Well, and then the lightning KO finally followed, announced by Sonja Zietlow. Anyone who blinked and was already on the way to the bathroom or on the way to the kitchen to refill the peanut flips and frucki missed the big thing: Cora Schumacher said the words of transition – and thus left the camp. There were only eleven left. Hopefully day 4 will shed some light on this. We will report.
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