Why the French do not win stages on this Tour de France

For the moment, the French are very good… at the side of the road. Especially in Séneujols, a small village in the Haute-Loire where the parties quickly make you tipsy. The tricolor runners saw a few hairy buttocks and a Marseillaise sung by the VGAs (alcoholic old boys) on the roof of a Lada which will never again pass a technical inspection.

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