Munich, October 27th. The day after the signing of the new coalition agreement between the CSU and Free Voters, a secret additional agreement became public. In the 158-page paper, both parties commit to “guidelines for the democratic coexistence and coexistence of the Prime Minister and his deputy.” Accordingly, the constitutional quarter hour should take place “as needed” – monthly in secondary schools, weekly in primary and secondary schools and daily in the Bavarian Ministry of Economics. If “the situation urgently requires it,” the Prime Minister can also prescribe “entire constitutional days” to his deputy.
In addition, the Deputy Prime Minister declares his willingness to “continue to answer the Prime Minister’s list of questions honestly and comprehensively out of his deepest conviction.” In addition, the Deputy Prime Minister will in future “draw his political position on a colorful floor painting” in the foyer of the Ministry of Economic Affairs every morning. The paper talks about a “playful approach” that “often produces better results for people with known parenting resistance” than “traditional oral communication.” In order to reduce the pressure, the deputy prime minister is allowed three sign attempts every morning; Before each one, he is allowed to consult with FW parliamentary group leader Florian Streibl.
The additional agreements also stipulate that the Vice Prime Minister will take part in the five-year advanced course “Fundamentals of German Remembrance Culture” with Dr. Ludwig Spaenle takes part and reports publicly about his learning progress in the new podcast “Lanz & Precht & Aiwanger”. Additional agreement 37d, which states: “The Deputy Prime Minister presents his current vaccination certificate to the Prime Minister by the third working day of each quarter, can also be considered a negotiating success for the CSU.”
The handwriting of the Free Voters can be seen in other regulations. From now on, the Prime Minister must personally register “every planned contact with predatory game, furred game, feathered game and hoofed game” in advance at the gate of the Ministry of Economic Affairs. He is also prohibited from “documenting any handling of farm animals photographically or on film.” The Prime Minister is also generally prohibited from “any interaction with the SPD parliamentary group leader in the Bavarian State Parliament.”