Red pandas, PSG in C1… The 33 things that disappear as quickly as French players

We were going to say that it had been a long time since we had seen that, and then to look at it more closely, well, it had already happened no later than two years ago. While French tennis is threatened by a zero point at the end of the second round of Roland-Garros, this Thursday, two choices are available to us: curl up in a corner while waiting for better days or try to laugh about it. You know us, we’re not the type to feel sorry for ourselves (well, this story could go on for a few more years). So we got down to making a list of things that disappear as quickly as the Blues on the clay court of Auteuil. Let’s go…

> Permafrost

> The Amazon rainforest

> PSG in the Champions League in February

> Emmanuel Macron during the demonstrations against the reform

> The hopes of Ferrari after a pit stop

> Red pandas

> Money from the Marianne fund

> A doctor on duty in the emergency services

> PQ in supermarkets during Covid

> The Furcifer labordi chameleon (the shortest-lived vertebrate, for those wondering)

> Princess Zelda after the first cutscene

> Decency in TPMP

> The number 1 wish on Parcoursup

> The son’s PEL after logging on to https://tickets.paris2024.org/

> The good rappers in New School

> Benzema back with the Blues

> Vladimir Putin’s political opponents

> Rafael Nadal’s hair

> Bikes in Paris

> The presidents of the clubs taken over by John Textor

> A lookout for a deal point in Marseille

> Your favorite characters in Game of Thrones

> Mélenchon handing over to LFI

> A ceasefire in the Gaza Strip

> The end of sequins decreed by Nasser Al-Khelaïfi

> A debate that does not involve Muslims on Cnews

> Real Madrid no longer interested in Mbappé

> Twitter employees with Elon Musk

> Patrick Cohen on the morning of France Info

> Cultural subsidies for a left-wing theater in Auvergne-Rhône Alpes

They will mark the political life of the coming years 🇨🇵
📲 Laurent Wauquiez @laurentwauquiez
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