TV review
“These Ochsenknechts”
“I’ve always been a grenade in bed”: Natascha Ochsenknecht wants to let it rattle again in the box
Natascha Ochsenknecht shooting her new fashion label “NO”
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From a birth to Natascha Ochsenknecht’s sex life to Wilson Gonzalez’ traffic skills, everything is included in the latest episode “Dies Ochsenknechts”. But this time it’s not Jimi Blue Ochsenknecht who pulls out the stories, but his mother the guys at Tinder.
In the last episodes of “Dies Ochsenknechts” the show could have been renamed “Dieser Jimi Blue Ochsenknecht”. But in episode four, the mother of the German reality TV clan shows how to steal the show from the son. With sex stories, for example.
At the beginning it actually looks as if the father Jimi Blue Ochsenknecht, who was still aspiring at the time, would be able to win the current episode with the birth of his daughter Snow Elanie. But this week, Uwe Ochsenknecht’s son remains on a cuddly course with his ex-girlfriend Yeliz Koc, and together they exceptionally harmoniously experience the birth of their daughter in October 2021. When invited to attend the birth, however, Jimi Blue Ochsenknecht was initially afraid that in the delivery room a lawyer or a family counselor might also show up. Sure, they are often very happy to come along when the midwives are tight, to clarify the legal aspects of the child’s further life directly on site. The fear even went so far that he considered whether he should snow with a friend or mum to the birth party. The viewer is then reassured that Jimi Blue took part in the procedure and that very bravely and alone. Everything else is just warm-hearted baby banter at this point.
Natascha Ochsenknecht has a fashion label: NO
His mother Natascha Ochsenknecht would probably not have had time to attend the birth either, because she is busy finding a new man on Tinder. During a photo shoot for her specially designed clothing label “NO” – yes, the first thought is NO, but the “NO” stands for her initials – Ochsenknecht reveals: “I thought to myself: Maybe I have to stimulate some synapses in the brain again, that I’m interested in men again.” She has already spotted her ex-boyfriend on the platform, but he is now pretending to be seven years younger than he actually is. Mostly a tactic to get at younger women whose age limit he wouldn’t otherwise fit into.
Once in a chatting mood, Natascha Ochsenknecht tells quite easily from the stool that she probably had sex for the last time in 2019. Then she thinks again and realizes that in 2020 there could still have been a “ricochet”. But she is no longer sure. This could also be due to the fact that she “is 58 years old and has had a lot of knickknacks in her life”. It’s not all that bad, because the great-mother of the Ochsenknecht clan goes to the gynecologist regularly, “he then clears the way again” – Ah yes!
Ochsenknecht does not need a male “air pump”
Astrologically, however, this is part of her nature, after all, Natascha Ochsenknecht is a Leo with the ascendant Sagittarius: “Two fire signs, you can make up for the missed years, then things really rattle in the box,” she says. “I can still jump off the chandelier, he can pack it up first and won’t come out for a week, I’ve always been a grenade in bed,” she announces her intention when she has pulled the right counterpart from the digital dating portal. However, Natascha Ochsenknecht’s claim to the future is not that high: “Nowadays it is a high claim when you say that someone should be honest and not an air pump.”
Until she finds Mister Right, however, she enjoys other things. True to the motto: food is the sex of old age. This is how Ochsenknecht explains their compensation tactics: “A bit of rattling in the box wouldn’t be bad – but then I go into the kitchen, chop a piece of meat into the pan and suppress everything with the nice smell of rosemary and garlic.”
Wilson Gonzalez will be “super uncle” – maybe
Her second son has also repressed a lot. Wilson Gonzalez hasn’t had a driver’s license in over a decade. Now he has noticed that as a “super uncle” you should also be able to play the chauffeur for the countless new nieces and goddaughters. So the eldest Ochsenknecht son goes to a driving school and reveals to the driving instructor his big plans to regain a driver’s license. The enthusiasm for the title “super uncle” will only last if he is not required to take an MPU exam. But that’s not clear in this episode. First, he and his driving instructor check the current road traffic situation.
Oh yes, and Cheyenne Savannah and her entourage are not worth mentioning in this episode. In a purple look, with a purple hat and eyeshadow, she occasionally nudges Yeliz Koc into the camera or hisses at her mother from the side. It is said so beautifully that purple is the last try, but also the color of sexual frustration. Maybe she’ll lend her mother the hat sometime.
Since Monday, February 21, at 8:15 p.m., there has been a new episode every week on Sky of the new reality TV format “Dies Ochsenknechts”.
Source: sky