Attempts to locate the Loch Ness Monster are legion. A few years ago, Google sent its Street View cameras across the lake in Scotland, so that hobby monster hunters can henceforth search the waters for abnormalities on their home computers. So far, however, even the concentrated swarm intelligence of the Internet has not been able to bring to light any convincing evidence of Nessie’s existence. Maybe it’s just a very water-shy animal. In the monster city of Munich, on the other hand, the existence of a mighty sea monster can now be considered well documented.
riot police diver, so it reports Bavarian radio, dropped into the water at the beginning of the year for a dry run in the Olympic regatta facility in Oberschleißheim. In the event of an emergency, they practiced searching for missing persons in lakes and rivers. Of course, they didn’t pull any missing people ashore, but thanks to the help of Inspector Coincidence, they caught a really big fish: a huge catfish.
Legends about the monster have been circulating among rowers in Oberschleißheim for some time. The hungry catfish is said to have even tried to eat wooden boats, but then he probably overdid something: According to reports, he succeeded in punching holes in the boat wall. water ran in. There are even rumors of screaming girls. Even anglers complain. And for ducks, it should also be uncomfortable at times at the lake. Otherwise, no one has been harmed so far.
Divers have managed to film the monster in the past. Apparently it’s called “Bruno”, like the problem bear that upset Bayern. On the underwater pictures known so far, however, the catfish is still a rather delicate creature. In the meantime he must have put on a lot. This was the result of the measurements taken by the police divers, who used a locating device for underwater use during their exercise. It revealed the full dimensions: the Kaventsmann is two meters long and 90 centimeters wide. In any case, Bruno doesn’t have to hide from Nessie and other monsters.