Jungle camp day 6: The eyelash brush queen’s relentless campaign of revenge

JUNGLE CAMP DAY 6
Kim Virginia vs. Mike Heiter: The eyelash brush queen’s relentless campaign of revenge

“Evil is always and everywhere” was already known by the First General Uncertainty in 1985. Is Klaus Eberhartinger watching jungle camps these days? In any case, the EAV singer could have gotten plenty of inspiration for new hits on day 6. The classic boy-meets-girl story – just in antiquity. The boy doesn’t want anything from the girl anymore, you know it’s true (RIP Frank Farian). The girl still has a lot to sort out. I’ll translate briefly: Kim Virginia Hartung has a lot to discuss Mike Heiter. The reality TV star Pi mal Thumb shared his bed with him for six months. As is common practice today, they both met on a dating show.

Since moving into the Australian bush, Kim has only known one direction: Always druff, druff, druff, druff, druff on Mike. She fires off her verbal attacks every minute. Would you like a little sample? “You have no money, you’re manipulative, you speak nasty things about your ex-girlfriends, you have hair loss, you don’t admit anything and you make me out to be a liar.” And then the Heiter also has the nerve to walk around in world history or her “Monika” (Leyla again) with a “small penis” (or as Leyla would say: “Lörres”)!

You can accuse Mike of a few things, like being damn vain or having, let’s say, “interesting” taste in tattoos, but not this: that he freaks out easily. It’s really astonishing how much Buddhist-tinged equanimity the 31-year-old lets the angry torrents of words from Kim, whose feelings have obviously been hurt, roll off of him. Heiter’s brief analysis of his ex-playmate also sounds pretty conclusive: “You’re obsessed with me. I hope you find yourself.” Or at least back to Mannheim, where Kim lives. The story is somehow strikingly reminiscent of the year 2022, in which a latently flirtatious Tara Tabitha wanted to charm the future king of the jungle Filip Pavlović – both of whom are also known from reality TV. As we know, it didn’t end in a wedding.

Anya about Oliver Pocher: “I’m not following him”

Different construction site, similar topic: In the jungle test, Kim and ex-GNTM candidate Anya Elsner have to survive several hails of insects in a rotating “bah sound mixer” and answer general knowledge questions, such as: What are the names of five countries that border on Germany? Name five Federal Chancellors! Although Anya had previously stated that she was “afraid of Kim”, she turns out to be much more hardened. There is only room for improvement when it comes to the answers to the quiz questions. Which Federal Chancellors were there other than Helmut Kohl? Anya’s suggestion: “Michael Müller”? The former mayor of Berlin should be happy.

She is unerring in her ignorance when it comes to comedian and pain in the ass Oliver Pocher. The moderators want to hear the names of a few ex-girlfriends. Anya: “I’m not following that guy.” Leyla comments a little later: “If Oliver Pocher is part of common knowledge, that’s sad.” Word!

When innards rained down on Kim in round nine (of twelve), Kim finally stopped the test: “I couldn’t breathe anymore,” she explains afterwards. Sonja Zietlow: “Of offal?” Kim: “I just panicked.”

The news that there is only rice and beans to eat for the second day in a row is particularly upsetting for soap actor Felix von Jascheroff. “Sucking,” he thinks it is, to be precise. The test was clearly “feasible,” explains the nervously stricken nine-times-klug in a crisp, long-distance analysis. “You just have to clench your ass cheeks,” he says, unsolicited, with perseverance slogans. On Thursday he can prove whether he can do better: Felix has been nominated for the jungle test together with Kim and Anya.

Fabio and Heinz on a treasure hunt

Finally, something for the heart: The Bromance between the camp oldie Heinz Hoenig and the camp obelix Fabio Knez is growing and thriving splendidly. The two guys go treasure hunting together. Fabio carefully leads Heinz by the hand over uneven jungle paths. Although the unlikely duo fails at a simple crossword puzzle (“Who wrote ‘The Metamorphosis’? No idea, Goete?”), they don’t let that spoil their good mood.

However, nobody knows yet that RTL would punish the campers for more than 80 rule violations – the evil Kim, among other things, managed to smuggle an eyelash brush into the camp, but then stupidly left it lying in the toilet: the daily cigarette ration canceled until further notice! Then even the brave Mike Heiter loses his broad grin: “I’m completely broken now,” he explains, visibly annoyed. Is the addiction so bad? Nope, Mike talks about the thing with the nasty girl: “I don’t know how I’m going to deal with Kim without cigarettes.” The First General Uncertainty has the insight here again: “Even a heart that has never loved burns brightly in the end, kawomm! / at the latest, lying on its back in the crematorium.”