TV review
Jungle camp, day 13
All good things come from above – in the camp we’ll be cuddled
Jungle camp 2022, day 13: Anouschka and Manuel
A reconciliation that was hardly thought possible, the insight into Harald Glööckler’s surgical file, eyeball spritzer and chair on the stocking – within sight of the finish line, the jungle camp traditionally runs at low speed. At least the monkeys give everything again.
Perhaps we should first talk about Eric Stehfest’s glasses. Is it a bit too big or is that from this HD+? Somehow it looks like something isn’t right. Herr Stehfest during the eye test, it always seems a bit like Joko Klaas, who goes to carnival as Jeffrey Dahmer. It doesn’t matter if it makes you ugly and then also helps with watching, so be it.
It is of course no coincidence that the big round-up of day 13 is made with such a trivial detail as a pair of glasses. actions? Not much man! At the jungle camp, just before the final sprint, it’s always a bit like a Netflix series that’s easy to combine. Everything is fine until episode 6, episode 7 is actually over and then it’s on to the grand finale. Smell, actually exactly the right keyword, because at least the monkeys up in the beams didn’t give a damn about any dramaturgy.
As if the spirit of Costa Cordalis had gotten into them, the rascals from above whooped around again, the coconut gang not only dumped the camp residents, but practically on their feet. Anouschka’s red socks (no political allusion) were so colossally covered in excrement that they were hardly usable. Rustic measure of the grande dame: she disposed of one of the faecal bags in the campfire under the cooking pot. While most of the residents tended to sit out such exotic kitchen Latin, Linda raised her hat again.
Jungle camp 2022: Harald Glööckler’s surgical file
In general, also a dramaturgical detail that always makes the matrix a bit brittle. Yesterday Linda was voted out of the camp, but in the postponed overhang mandate she now wandered through the events again. Apart from the sock shot and the fecal cremation, there wasn’t much left. There was a little contrivance with Peter that came to nothing. Finally there was even a reconciliation with Anouschka, it wasn’t all that bad, we want to be compatible. Cheek massage and cuddles followed, somewhere between facial yoga and “affectionate cousins”.
Face, or parts of it, the appropriate transition to the Glööckler, because in the consulting room he rattled off again what structural measures he had indulged in over the last few decades: Ultralift and Jawline, injections and overstretching, hyaluron, plus scalp hair, beard hair , eyeshadow, everything was peiced, oh, and with the lips, of course, new slippers were regularly put on. No wonder that here and there in the Glööckler gable there is a twitch and the noble bay window draws in secondary air. Then three or four squirts of mouth spray. An administration that might have been good for Linda as well. In the newly won freedom, on the wellness bench, she was surprised by her sister and greeted as warmly as if Anouschka had prompted her: “You stink!”. Back to reality, it can go that fast.
Watch the video: After a heated argument with Linda, Anouschka is the last woman in the camp.
In the middle of the vacuum Anouschka later chatted out of the insult box, talked about her life among legends. Names like Brigitte Bardot, Mario Adorf and Romy Schneider fell in line, judging by the helplessness on Eric’s and Filip’s faces, they might as well have read the periodic table from chemistry class. Anyway, with Mr. Papa’s Parkinson’s it got really tragic again, the conclusion in the consulting room was a universal one, which is quoted here without irony: You should clarify things as long as you live.
As for the bean-rice controversy, Filip and Harald still have a little time to put things right. The chances of a final clarification are rather medium, because whether you soak the damned beans or not, Harald, with full empathy from here, doesn’t want to keep discussing all this food stuff. For a more balanced meal, Filip and Peter exten in the jungle test such tasty drinks as penis grigio and red bone smoothie, eyeball spritzer and eggnog made from waterbuck testicles. Thanks for the effort: six stars. And the relieving news that this time no one gets kicked out. In the evening it starts earlier again, at 8.15 p.m. the jungle camp reports back. Let’s see what the monkeys can still do or have in during prime time.