Jungle camp, day 1
Tofu ore, Kackigate and fat eggs – this jungle camp gives Flöögel
No, no famous Loriot sketch is replayed here: Harald Glööckler and Tara Tabitha in the jungle camp.
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Life is a vuvuzela! The most beautiful diarrhea camp of the year is back and immediately offers everything it needs: the first signs of a bitch, guts, towel fights and sex confessions. It can, no, it must go on like this.
You can delete the last year completely, a sentence that you often hear not only among carousel brakes, studio musicians and health ministers these days. Jungle camp fans also saw their savings in 2021. Tiny fun in the tiny house was the motto a year ago, except for Filip Pavlovic, the winner of this thin-walled jungle derivative, in the 15th season of “I’m a star – get me out of here” that has now started, nothing reminds of that camp en miniature , on the contrary, not only Cologne-Hürth is history, even Australia, the traditional location, is shelved for the time being. The goal this year is South Africa. There are yawning lions, giraffes and some other animals typical of the country, but otherwise everything is actually the same.
Due to Corona, it was initially “Ciao dem Lucas”, but even without the convalescent Cordalis 2 there was fire under the helmet, and how. Traditionally at this point, at the start of a fresh season, the new residents in fast forward with first impressions, distortions and crunching predetermined breaking points. The things that stuck in my mind, in order: Tina Ruland’s animal totem is the chicken, she met Meat Loaf, had peace of mind, almost had a date with the Dalai Lama and Bon Jovi floated past her once. Or was it the other way around? Eric Stehfest, the 9 day awake man with the Caesarian head tattoo, is, um, well, he’s in it too.
Finally show who you are
Anouschka Renzi knows the Glööckler, has earplugs with him and has polarized people for almost 100 years. Tara Tabitha is known at least in Austria, soon the USA should be due too, but first of all it’s Germany’s turn. Janina Youseffian is afraid of snakes that “spit in her eye from five meters”, Peter Althof, bodyguard with the charm of an aging circus direx, has already protected Muhammad Ali, Falco, the German national soccer team and “Meierei Curry”. Jasmin Herren wants what all ex-girlfriends, widows and former playmates want when they finally end up in the camp: show who she is. The I-machine has “got enough in the face”, it “can’t take anything anymore”.
A characteristic that probably also applies to Linda Nobat, who was just blanking in “Playboy” and now moved into her jungle bed as a birthday child. From this point afterwards ‘Happy Böörthday’. Manuel Flickinger, who looks a bit like David Bowie as a misprint on one of his posthumously published vinyl box sets, likes the Glööckler, this “great personality”, and is so gay in his self-assessment that it’s easy to see it on his face. Filip Pavlovic, the Tiny King 2021, just wants to “chill out and do his thing” and the Glööckler brings in that it’s just a bang: freshly treated on the head, ruffled and plushed, with a t-shirt that looks like the tattooed top of a diving suit , in a good mood, with a clear view, between Royal and Realo.
The “Kacki” drama
Anyone who now rumors of the best cast could be right, Paris St. Germain is nothing against this dream eleven. “They don’t have Springboks here,” Anouschka Renzi tells the local jeep driver and almost faints when she learns that she has to dispose of her business, her “shit,” her “faeces” herself. Immediately after Kackigate, Anouschkack also wipes her face with Tina Ruhland’s towel, which in turn brings her to 180 like a Manta with an Abarth system. And so it goes across the bank. Filip Feuerstein makes steam under the kettle, Linda has never had a one-night stand, instead works with a 90-day ban when it comes to the first sex, and within two bites is bickering with Tina over the tofu, as if it were forbidden tomorrow. Anus-schka and Jasmin then wipe their crotch with the disinfectant cloth, which “stings a bit”, but somehow cleans it up nicely.
There are two jungle tests, an acrobatic variant, divided into a steep wall and oversized cracker balls. And what’s missing here in terms of fingernail gnawing factor, the feeling of disgust when eating entrails makes up for it: A bad-eyed aquarium, kudu cock and animal testicles are ready to be eaten, and there was puking, as usual only in episode 3 at the earliest. “Who has such fat balls?” Tina Ruhland wanted to know while palpating the testicles. The warthog, the warthog, was the answer. The subsequent egg appetite was correspondingly lowercase. Did we forget something on this multi-faceted maiden voyage? Oh right, how Peter Halthof grabs the card with the words “I’m a Boy Scout” and then stoically holds it the wrong way round, that was just great. And the push-up underpants from Glööckler? beautiful. Camp is back, long live camp. It can stay as eventful and colorful as it is. We’ll read each other again tomorrow.