Hardly any topic heats up tempers in Great Britain more than refugees who cross the English Channel into the kingdom in small boats. Also because the government wants to use the topic to distract attention from problems in their own country. Your suggestions are becoming increasingly absurd.
Summer break in UK. Rishi Sunak, the record holder for frequent flyers among British prime ministers, has left for his third home in California with his wife and children. Meanwhile, in the government quarter of Westminster, a political second and third division holds the fort and plays moderately entertaining summer theatre. “Stop the Boats” is now regularly performed – “Stop the boats!” This refers to the small rubber boats and barges with which refugees regularly set off from France across the English Channel towards the British coast at night and in fog. This is a life-threatening undertaking even in summer, because the canal is one of the busiest bodies of water in the world.