Buying back-to-school essentials last week, the shops were crowded like a train during rush-hour.
A long list in hand, our No 1 priority, according to my 12-year-old, was to buy an iPhone screen protector.
We found one, and as the assistant laboriously polished the glass of my son’s phone, from the corner of my left eye I spotted the shop I didn’t know I needed.
‘I’m just going in there,’ I gestured toward Ann Summers as though I were off