The art of carving the perfect statue is clearly a difficult one to nail, even for the most talented and professional of sculptors.
This week The Big Issue revealed pictures of a long-awaited resemblance of England captain Harry Kane commissioned by Waltham Forest Council.
But the reaction to the £7,200 statue did not quite go down as anticipated, as fans were quick to pronounce it the ‘stuff of nightmares’.
One asked: ‘Does any professional footballer have a decent statue? Why