Attention, attention, ladies and gentlemen, disconnection please! Important message! The Bundesliga is now being streamed in every country in the world, so the language has to follow suit, no one can afford to mumble in Bavarian, Hessian or Franconian in the mixed zone anymore, who is supposed to understand that in Washington City and Mexico DC? Cash is thing!
Or to make a long story short, as Big Boss Kahn says: Any Bundesliga coach who tries to talk his way through an elevator pitch without speaking business English makes himself vulnerable.
Even if the team occasionally rushes downwards, like FC Bayern shortly after, when Coach Nailsman had to ask himself after a 3-1 draw against a carnival club, whether his predecessors had long since missed the break-even point? Good questions. Why to hell didn’t Brezzo immediately pull the handbrake after winning the triple to make a tabula rasa with the business plan? Always change a winning team! Old Seamanswisdom!
There is also a point of no return with a series champion from Bavaria. Nailsman knows: If you go on business as usual for too long, the Rubicon is overstepped quicker than you would like. FC Bayern is not a start-up or hidden champion, but a global payer for a long time.
At the end of the day, as Karl-Heinz Rummenigge knew, they were playing against up-and-coming, listed clubs like Borussia Dortmund, whose goalkeeper Roman Weidenfeller, it was no coincidence that he gave his unforgotten championship intoxication on Arabic television an international touch, it was a warning to Munich: ” I think we’ve played a terrific season!” True, true, but that also applies to the one-cup-only Bayern. So, heads up Nailsman. Whatever happens in Mainz, stays in Mainz. sponge over