Annual review: From Wendler to Prince Harry – what was really important

Annual review
From Wendler to Prince Harry: What was really important

Prince Harry lost out to Defense Minister Boris Pistorius in the sports studio

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Michael Wendlersomething with Schlager, can’t even play “Alle meine Entchen” on the piano, according to his ex-manager.
Nobody wants to listen to Malle either.

Squad Loththe It girl from the day before yesterday, would have liked to be a psychologist.
Lucky.

Waldi Hartmannsports presenter, wants a half liter of beer in the pub to cost no more than 4.99 euros.
Understandable.

Judith Rakerspresenter, has become more relaxed in dealing with her body through living in the country.
But still pretty tense.

Cloud Hegenbarthactress, has discovered puzzles for herself.
Sometimes it’s even fun.

Barbara Meier, model, didn’t like losing at board games as a child.
She would have done a better puzzle.

Leni Klum, Heidi’s daughter, is enjoying her new life in New York because she can cook in peace.
Now she just has to learn it.

Thomas Anders, singer, was once mistaken for a woman because of his long hair.
Thomas Anders is a man?

Alessandro Schuster, “Tatort” star, reads every fan letter.
It doesn’t take long either.

Kim Kardashian, influencer, is afraid of spiders.
Based on reciprocity.

Jenny Elvers, media figure, has everything in her car, from tights to plaster, to survive even longer traffic jams.
Happens.

Actress Adrienne McQueen reports that a tree fell in the front yard of her Los Angeles home after a storm.
That too.

Tanja Wedhorn, actress, fell in love with Rügen through her series “Praxis mit Meerblick”.
What kind of guy is this?

Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer, still writes letters by hand.
A pen would be better.

Bettina Burchard, actress, takes too long to decide at the cheese counter.
100 grams… uhhhh…. mhhhh… Wait… cough…

Mark Zuckerberg, digital billionaire, wins gold and silver in a jiu-jitsu competition.
Why doesn’t he just read a good book?

Mirja du Mont, actress and model, was a goth at the age of 14.
One sees.

Patrick Kalupa, TV actor, tinkered with his old VW Beetle for 15 years.
Now he can at least get the door open again.

Desiree Nick, Playmate, hasn’t had sex in eleven years.
Do we know.

Prince Harry, something royal, loses the goal wall shooting against Boris Pistorius in the “Aktuelle Sportstudio”.
A defense minister knows his way around shooting.

Reality TV actress Cecilia Asoro has no problem showering naked in front of the camera in the jungle camp.
It says so in the contract.

Published in stern year-end issue 2023

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