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“A kiss fell”: The horror sentences in “The Bachelor”
“The Bachelor” Dominik Stuckmann with the contenders for his heart
Every season of The Bachelor has its own unique moments. But one thing always remains the same: the verbal dropouts from single men and candidates.
Kisses fall, everyone is fame and people remain people. No, we haven’t lost our minds, we’ve been following the Bachelor and the women fighting for him on the TV screen.
“The Bachelor” and the horror sentences
Every year a well-trained single man is somewhere in the sun among 20 women looking for his great love – or for the woman with whom he can boost Instagram following for a few weeks, only to then have a sad one Having to post a breakup statement. The dates always stay the same – skydiving, jumping in the water, cliff jumping. Somehow they always have to jump. The verbal failures of the candidates and the bachelor are also consistent. The classic, unmistakably a word birth from the world of dome shows:
“A kiss fell”
Yes, in the kingdom of roses there are no goals, no words and no measures. But if you get closer to each other in the pool on a one-on-one date, then it’s quite possible that a kiss will fall. It’s hard to pinpoint exactly who started this mis-phrasing, but in the Bachelor universe, kissing drops are the order of the day. Even if we run the risk of sounding like teachers’ children or know-it-alls: no, kisses don’t fall. They can be given, but they don’t fall. Where to?
“She wants to be famous”
You can accuse the bachelor candidates of a lot, but that they take part in the show for other reasons than to find the love of their life there? Where are we getting there? However, it is one of the allegations that is made again and again, especially in the so-called Ladies Villa. “She wants to be famous,” one then accuses the other. Literally translated, this means: “She wants to be fame.” What is actually meant is: “She just wants to be famous here.” But “being famous” or the somewhat more correct “She wants fame” has meanwhile become as established as the falling kisses. And some candidates even succeed: they become famous.
“I always say what I think”
Not a wrong attitude per se. But you can be sure that nothing good will follow from this statement. At least in the bachelor realm. For many candidates, “I always say what I think” is an excuse for swearing at opponents and telling them how little you think of them. If honesty is a virtue, it does not excuse calling other people names. Not even with a bachelor’s degree.
“I am a person who”
If the contenders for the heart of the bachelor’s degree want to describe themselves, they don’t just do it like that. You put an “I am a person who” in front of it. After that you could put any descriptive relative clause: “I am a person who is very jealous”. “I am a person who is athletic.” “I’m a person who falls in love easily.” “I am a person who needs his freedom.” In any case, one thing is clear: they are all human.