M. Beisenherz: Sorry, I'm here privately Albino without power: A little sleep is a must © Illustration: Dieter Braun/stern Our columnist can't sleep and staggers drunkenly through the day. After all, he now knows what's going on in Olaf Scholz's head. By Mickey Beisenherz You've already lost by looking at the clock. Light sleep. Wake up, look at the alarm clock and know: Now I have to fall asleep again, otherwise I'll miss it! What a day this is supposed...
M. Beisenherz: Sorry, I'm here privately Cockroaches, how time flies: Finally back in the bush © Illustration: Dieter Braun/stern After a three-year hiatus, our columnist discovers the grace of the banal in the Australian jungle. Can there be more escapism than a camp full of semi-celebrities who have been successfully denying their own reality for years? By Mickey Beisenherz Who would have thought that the sentence "Martin Semmelrogge landed safely in Australia" would calm the nation down so much, at...
M. Beisenherz: Sorry, I'm here privately Man's addiction to the scent of freshly mown grass © Illustration: Dieter Braun/stern Wiese, why, why: At the turn of the year, our columnist dreams of fermenting smells and a robot named Franz. By Mickey Beisenherz No idea what you have planned for 2023, but: Best intentions are like everything that is done with intent - there is rarely anything positive that comes out of it. Let's talk about certainties. For example, the fact...
"Fantasy". The Last Wish. At the sickbed. In July. At least it was the last wish I could fulfill to Omma Lore, 97, she, who had fulfilled an incredible number of wishes for me for 45 years, who was always more of a mother than a grandmother to my brother and me over the years. source site
"Fanta". Der letzte Wunsch. Am Krankenbett. Im Juli. Zumindest war es der letzte Wunsch, den ich Omma Lore, 97, erfüllen konnte, ihr, die mir 45 Jahre lang sagenhaft viele Wünsche erfüllt hatte, die meinem Bruder und mir all die Jahre immer eher eine Mutter war als eine Großmutter.Omma Lore."Junge, haste noch Arbeit?" Völlig unvermittelt kommt mir dieser Satz manchmal in den Sinn. Diese Frage, einst mit echter Besorgnis gestellt, später mehr und mehr running gag zwischen ihr und mir. Als sie merkte,...
M. Beisenherz: Sorry, I'm here privately Castle ghosts - the nobility urgently needs to go to the blue blood wash © Illustration: Dieter Braun/stern Confused by Gloria, evil by Heinrich, sentimental kitsch by Harry: Our columnist thinks that the German nobility is becoming increasingly free. By Mickey Beisenherz No, it was not a good December for international nobility. For the German nobility it was even a downright lousy one. In the Advent season one should light the candles, but somewhere...
M. Beisenherz: Sorry, I'm here privately Je suis rainbow © Illustration: Dieter Braun/stern Harry Kane did it with a Rolex, we all do it on Facebook, and our columnist also ponders: how can he make a mark in these times? By Mickey Beisenherz Please don't be immediately put off if I throw in the shameful F-word here, meaning F for football. It will only be a side issue, similar to the World Cup in the air-conditioning Emirate of Qatar. There...
M. Beisenherz: Sorry, I'm here privately rush hour © Illustration: Dieter Braun/stern Our columnist sought peace and found the power of love: in the ICE carriage, very loud. By Mickey Beisenherz The ICE towards Hamburg. In car 11 sits someone who hears the same song over and over again: "The Power of Love", at such a volume that even people sitting a few rows of seats further back can easily hear it. Unfortunately, it's not about the rocking "The Power...
Our author was recently a guest on ZDF's "Auf der Couch" and helped to play out a fictitious scenario, it was about a comparison between the 1936 Olympics and the World Cup in Qatar. The whole recording did not make the big round on Twitter including context - but only a short quote from Beisenherz: "Looking is learning with Hitler." source site
Our author has more than 300 000 followers on Twitter. And a brain. So how does he view the stupid thing with Elon Musk? A guest post. source site
