Greetings, Digital Universe: Celebrating Hallowies, Indeed?

This article offers Halloween tips with a humorous twist, reflecting on the mixed feelings some have about the holiday. It transitions into discussions about the anticipated Nintendo Switch 2 release, smartwatches capable of accurate blood pressure measurement, and recent Apple product launches. The article concludes with a light-hearted Halloween joke and encourages sharing the newsletter for technology updates.

Many individuals feel a shiver down their spine when they gaze into the mirror each morning. For those seeking a fright during this Halloween season, we’ve got some fun tips. If you’re not feeling anxious, welcome to Team Normal! Our editorial zombies are cheerfully represented by Michael, who greets you with a severed hand and a bloody stump.

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I can appreciate both perspectives, as Alligatoah beautifully expresses in ‘Meinungsfrei.’ When it comes to Halloween, I find myself feeling conflicted. Do I enjoy it? Does it irritate me?

Honestly, it doesn’t really matter. Like many Germans, I’ve already stockpiled treats and prepared scary outfits for both myself and my dog. I expect to spend a good portion of the evening hiding behind the door, awaiting the sound of the doorbell. A couple of years ago, it was eerily quiet. I waited for a long time, and as a result, I indulged in candies for lunch the entire week. I’m still not in a spooky spirit. Are you? Fortunately, our editorial team has made some fun preparations.

Will the Nintendo Switch 2 Launch Before Christmas?

Once we’ve celebrated Halloween and polished off the candies, the holiday season will be right around the corner. To be candid, my pre-holiday season begins around late August. That’s when I start receiving inquiries from parents asking for recommendations for Bluetooth headphones, consoles, notebooks, and much more.

This year, the burning question in my private circle is, “Is the Nintendo Switch 2 arriving in time for Christmas?” I often find myself clarifying rumors circulating online. Typically, I share a summary of the latest information, which includes everything you need to know regarding the Switch 2’s potential release date.

In Review: Smartwatch with Actual Blood Pressure Monitoring

Keeping an eye on your blood pressure is beneficial, even for the younger generation. Traditionally, measuring blood pressure is a tedious and time-consuming task. This was also true for assessing blood oxygen levels and capturing ECGs until smartwatches started offering these features seamlessly.

Many notably inexpensive smartwatches boast blood pressure measurement capabilities, but they typically only provide rough estimates based on pulse, height, and weight and fall short of delivering accurate readings. However, the Huawei Watch D2 stands out. This smartwatch features an ‘airbag wristband’ that gives medically validated and accurately useful blood pressure readings. Our extensive testing has examined this innovative device closely.

Other Top Stories of the Week

New Apple Macs Unveiled

Wasn’t there usually more event flair during Apple launches? Recently, Cupertino has quietly introduced new hardware without much spectacle, starting with the new iPad Mini.

This was soon followed by a new Mac Mini and a range of colorful new iMacs, all powered by the lightning-fast M4 chip.

Since the majority of iMacs include the Magic Keyboard and Magic Mouse, Apple has given these accessories an update as well. However, while they now connect and charge via USB-C, the Magic Mouse still needs to be flipped over to charge and cannot be used during that time.

Joke of the Week

Friends of the digital realm, as I slowly dim the lights, creak the doors, and do a final check of the garden traps… Halloween is almost here! Or Reformation Day, or All Saints’ Day, but let’s not jump to Christmas just yet. Just remember to stay healthy! Farewell!


Why are these pajamas only available in size 3.14?
Because they’re pajamas!

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