Thomas Müller was beside himself. Bayern’s game against Gladbach hadn’t been going long before it had to be interrupted: climate activists from the “last generation” ran onto the pitch and tried to tie themselves to the goalposts. According to a press release, they did this “to make it clear that the impending climate collapse will not stop at the Germans’ favorite sport”. Similar to the resolute security service, Müller showed little understanding for this. He tugged at the intruder and yelled furiously at him. The SZ has Müller’s wording.
“Eeeeeey! Sneak up, you Zipfeklatscher! We’re putting on a pressing here, can’t you see that? The lawn is on fire, the people are hot – and you want to spoil the game for us! I’ll tell you something: the DFL has just one A new advisory body was set up, which will deal intensively with the sustainability commitment of German professional football! That thing is called the “Sustainability Commission”! That was one of the recommendations for action in the summary report of the results of the “Taskforce Future Professional Football”! That’s how it is! You can’t think of anything more, you cheeky rascal! I’ll tell you something now: We in Bavaria are leaders in the expansion of renewable energies! That’s what Markus said himself, Södermarkus! And now don’t give me the facts that put that into perspective! That It’s Bayern bashing! Sadio, King, Jamal, Leroy, Serge and I are making a real fuss up front here as part of a series of tests on how many Bayern stars it takes to get a wind turbine up and running. But should we build them in the penalty area now, or what? People want to see goals! And now off you go!”
It has been heard that Bavaria’s state government expressly supports Müller’s initiative. For the next home game in Munich, the goals are to be set under green electricity to protect them from activists.