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Oddities: Twelve Crazy Products To Buy On Amazon
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There are products that cannot be surpassed in terms of absurdity, but are still offered by Amazon – and are bought by real customers. In the search for the craziest offers, we found a multitude of curious things that we don’t want to withhold from you. Attention, from here it gets bizarre!
No matter what you’re looking for, nine times out of ten you will likely find it on Amazon. Millions of different items for everyday use can be found on the website. However, if you take a closer look, you will find curiosities in the online shop that don’t seem to make sense at first glance. There are bizarre and funny, unusual and simply stupid products that have secured a place in the Amazon cosmos. And why? Because there are people who actually buy these things. But even if you don’t, it’s great fun reading the reviews on your own.
1. Fish flops
You might think that these plastic fish are fishing lures or a bite toy for dogs, but no: they are Slippers – or more precisely “fish flops” for men and women. The bare feet are pushed through the open mouths so that the big toe appears in front like an artificial tongue. Here the word “flip-flops” has been completely reinterpreted.
2. Sausage drum
We can only speculate why this manufacturer thinks three and a half meters of sausage on one Cable drum to have to pull. Admittedly, the Krakow-style 240 grams sound more than you might think – we still didn’t understand the meaning behind it. If you can’t resist the temptation to satisfy your meat lust with this sausage drum, then go ahead!
3. Cat butt coloring book
Yes, you read that right: In this one coloring book for adults everything revolves around the cat’s bottom. We have to admit at this point that we were briefly tempted to order the product – only to find out what the appeal of this coloring book is. But then we caught ourselves again.
4. Chicken soup spray
There seem to be people out there who think the smell of freshly made chicken soup is so great that they even eat it Room spray would buy – that was modeled after their favorite food. So if you walk into a musty apartment again and think: man, the smell of chicken soup would significantly improve the room climate, then this room spray is the right one for you!
5. Dog costume
There are certainly dog owners whose hearts open at this sight. Nevertheless, we were surprised at how many Christmas costumes for four-legged friends are available on Amazon. And even if this costume is not uncommon, we couldn’t help but wonder if you really should put a cloak on your pet for Santa Claus to ride on?
6. Poultry safety vest
We couldn’t believe our eyes when we saw this Safety vests for chickens and ducks. But somehow it also makes sense to use it to protect your poultry in the open. The question arises as to whether the animals, thanks to their neon-colored jacket, can be seen better not only by drivers but also by dangerous predators?
7. Poop techniques
It is no secret that men especially like to talk about their big business, and preferably with their own kind. That seems to be the reason why in this one a book different techniques are presented how one (please excuse the expression) can best poop. Well then: good luck!
8. Boyfriend pillow
With this product, you don’t really know whether to laugh or feel sorry for it – after all, it was developed for lonely singles who just want to be hugged. Or need someone to cuddle up to at night. And so that men and women get the right arm, there is this one pillow in different variants. Tastes are different.
9. Emergency mustache
No idea what an awkward position you would have to find yourself in, in which only a mustache to stick on would be the solution? In any case, this suggests setthat there are people who should always carry such an emergency kit with them. After all, the artificial plastic hair looks deceptively real. Or maybe not.
10. Yodelling pickles
This product makes no sense, nor does it have any use. So what do you need one for Pickled cucumberwho can also yodel? According to the manufacturer, it should bring joy to those who already have everything – except a singing cucumber. Just imagine the face of the person to be given the gift, who is allowed to call this rarity their own.
11. Children’s mop suit
It’s kind of mean, but also a bit funny: If the child has been crawling around on the floor all day anyway, they can also take part in the housework – with this funny one Baby mob suit in size 80 (eight to 12 months). After all, it is made of 100 percent cotton and after the work is done, it can be cleaned in the washing machine for the next run.
12. Washing machine impressions
It has been scientifically proven that some images or sounds have a calming effect on our body. It remains questionable whether the rotating motors of a running washing machine are part of it – the manufacturer of this one DVD is convinced of this and writes: “Relaxation and fun for your living room”. Well, maybe it’s worth a try?
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