Bavaria: New food for balloon conspirators – Bavaria

In these confusing times, everything tends to be associated with everything. And so suspicion arises when the Ministry of Education reports that Bavarian schoolchildren are sending a balloon into the stratosphere.

You don’t have to be a conspiracy believer (but it helps!) to connect everything to everything in these confusing times. Our world is too globalized for that. If something happens somewhere, it often has consequences here in Bavaria. And, by logic, vice versa. Or?

In any case, recent history has produced plenty of interestingly constructed constructs of thought. Sometimes an elite poisons humanity with vaccines, sometimes the earth is ruled by lizard people. Now, however, the Bavarian Ministry of Culture could possibly receive the concentrated attention of YouTube revealers and Telegram theorists. The press release sent out on Monday sounded so harmless: “Digital lessons today – students bring weather balloons into the stratosphere.” But anyone who knows that everything is connected to everything else also knows that a balloon has just been shot down by the United States into its airspace. And that the sighting of other mysterious flying objects over North America followed. That can not be a coincidence!

So no Chinese espionage, as some believe, or the vanguard of an alien invasion: the Bavarians are behind it. Clearly. But why? Is Michael Piazolo spying on the lessons overseas in order to shine with insider knowledge at the next conference of Ministers of Education? Doesn’t scientist colleague Markus Blume just want to achieve proverbial new spheres with his high-tech agenda? Or is Prime Minister Markus Söder looking for a place where Vice Hubert Aiwanger can be left cold until the state elections? The launch site of one of the flying objects would speak for the latter: Alaska.

Further “evidence”, also innocently phrased as a question on the Internet, will soon be found. Where: The timing is perhaps a little unfavorable. Because if you continue to read the ministry announcement, you will learn that the pupils of the Realschule Dettelbach (Kitzingen district) are still tinkering with their research balloon. He is only supposed to rise at the end of the school year – and could hardly have been shot down elsewhere. But even in times when everything is so beautifully connected with everything else, you shouldn’t take the details too seriously.

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