Dear Uli Hoeneß,
On Wednesday you will celebrate your 70th birthday, you will probably spend it in your house on Tegernsee in the smallest group, the big party follows in summer. But maybe you’re going to fire up the grill now, as it’s pre-spring in the foothills of the Alps, including melting snow and ice.
These little Nürnbergerle from your company would fit well on the grill, your son Florian, managing director of your Nuremberg bratwurst factory, could bring some from Franconia. With up to four million new sausages every day, a few are sure to fall off there. Or this organic chicken sausage that you have been selling since 2020? Even a vegan …? Oh, better not. We know your opinion on this subject.
“I still accept vegetarian food a bit, vegan at all, because people only get sick in the long run,” you said in the autumn at Antenne Bayern: “Because everything is in there that shouldn’t be in a Nuremberg sausage, namely stabilizers and flavor enhancers. ” People who eat that are “militant” anyway.
Humms, finally a real Hoeness again, you honest sausage skin, straight out, and the refinement came quickly: Wasn’t meant like that, all of that, you just don’t like the militant vegans, those who force their tofu burger on others, oh so, and you also accepted the invitation from ex-keeper Timo Hildebrand to his vegan restaurant in Stuttgart. This is called age-wise. How fitting that your mailbox is overflowing with birthday wishes from all other age-wise men.
Age-wise ex-enemies, mind you, with whom you can now have good sausages again. Paule Breitner, whom you once banned from the Allianz Arena, wrote in the Magazine 51 FC Bayern: “Dear Uli, I’m glad that we both came to our senses and woke up. It would have been bad if we couldn’t enjoy our way together now.”
Via image congratulated snow hare Christoph Daum (“There are many points on which we agree”), Fischkopp Willi Lemke (“We recently moved apart again, which is unfortunate”) and empathy Louis van Gaal (“I wish you the best of luck , Health and empathy! You need that at this age! “). Anyone who has such ex-enemies no longer needs friends.
Sincerely, your SZ.